So, this very well may be the result of spending too much time home with children…

Meet Susan.

Susan is a hamster.

Susan enjoys training on her hamster wheel.

When she’s feeling sassy, she throws on her favorite red tube top.

When she’s pooped, she has a quick snack and rests in her sleeping bag.

Oh yeah, and she squeaks when she’s squeezed (but we don’t do that much because Walter gets some wild ideas about Susan when he hears that sound).

Yes, this is what I did today. You’re welcome.